Gadget17's Gazette

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 bottle of Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup of sugar
Lemon Juice
Nuts
1 can of Red Bull

Method (Click Continue)

1. Sample the Vodka to check quality
2. Take a large bowl, check Vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little Red Bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5 Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
8. Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn of the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or somtething ... Who gives a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor.
18. Check the Vodka.
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, r somefink. Whatever you find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.

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